feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

  • A: Are you a virgin?
  • B: 3 biggest pet peeves
  • C: Celebrity crush?
  • D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
  • E: Do you smoke?
  • F: Do you drink?
  • G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
  • H: Longest relationship and with who?
  • I: 5 turn ons
  • J: 5 turn offs
  • K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
  • L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
  • M: What is your sexual orientation?
  • N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
  • O: Who are you crushing on right now?
  • P: Who is your bestfriend?
  • Q: Your guilty pleasure?
  • R: Who was your first kiss?
  • S: Do looks matter to you?
  • T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
  • U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
  • V: How far have you gone?
  • W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • X: Are you circumcised?
  • Y: Do you name your private parts?
  • Z: Do you pee in the shower?
  • switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover